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THE NOMINATIONS ARE IN AND BACK ON THE BIG SCREEN WITH THE NESSGRAPHICS BEST NFT FESTIVAL

NEW HAVEN, CT., Jan 28th, 2023 /PRNewswire/ -- Following this announcement, NessGraphics will showcase the best NFT nominees at the NessGraphics Best NFT Film Festival, taking place this Saturday, January 28th at 4:20PM EST, through 5:29PM EST January 28th. 

Nominated NFTs for the Best Open- Edition showing in a dark, dingy, yet oddly satisfying, romantically-putrid, and moist basement aka “Ashy’s Room” during the Festival are: 

The Money Printer Goes BRRRRRR ( G )

Honey I Shrunk The Kids Trust Fund 2: Buy This F-ing NFT ( PG-13 )

Avatar: The Fake Promise of Utility ( R )

The Nifties of Iaintsellin ( R )

It’s Gone, All Gone: What It Means To Get Rekt, A Rock-u-mentary ( PG-13 )

I Tried To Burn Everything All at Once ( R )

The Paper-Handermans ( PG-13 )

Not Fun: Degenerate ( PG-13 )

Cycle of Madness: From OE To PFP To 1/1 and Back to OE ( R )

Women Not Talking To Me Anymore ( PG-13 )

False Profits ( R )

Throw Mama Fratelli Off The Money Train ( PG-13 )

Please Make It Stop, A Film by Wen Mint, Soundtrack by House of Pain ( R )

“To be nominated for best Open-Edition NFT represents one of the most pathetic recognitions for the NFT industry each year, “ said Alex, the beautiful mind behind NessGraphics. “We feel really awkward about recognizing this accomplishment with the NessGraphics Best NFT Festival, giving collectors the opportunity to fully experience the wonders of utility on the ETH chain not just now, but in the future. In Ashy’s basement, it is the legit creepiest place to visit and during the awards season, the most questionable destination for NFT-ing.” 

Tickets for each film are .069 ETH and will be available to purchase on https://nessgraphics.com/mint (https://nessgraphics.com/mint) on Saturday, Jan. 28th at 4:20PM EST until 5:39PM EST (69 minutes later, KEK, LULZ). 

Members of the NessGraphics Collector base will receive 0 ETH off each ticket and will also receive a 7$ small burnt popcorn and warm flat soft drink offer with each visit to Ashy’s basement. 

The ability to collect is free for the industry-leading loyalty program, but that doesn’t mean shit. 

“Utility to me is a functional plunger for a Non-Functional Toilet,( NFT ),” said Ashford.

“Lucky for his collectors, NessGraphics is a kind and humane visionary. I am the one who you have to worry about and will haunt your dreams. Either way, I am excited to see what comes next and love you all, especially after a year of max pain…the world needs a few laughs…enjoy the fkn burnt-ass popcorn, you dicks.”

M0N3Y PR1NT3R G0 BRRRRRR.

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Give a friendly creature +2 health and fully heal it.

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After your god is attacked, deal 2 damage to the attacker and remove 1 durability from this relic.

 Quality distribution for this proto (174): 33061 meteorite; 1829 shadow; 305 gold; 67 diamond.

Summon two 2/2 Acolytes. If your opponent has a creature with strength 4 or more, summon four Acolytes instead.

 Quality distribution for this proto (39): 33379 meteorite; 1704 shadow; 330 gold; 90 diamond.

Roar: Obliterate a card in your hand.
Afterlife: All enemy creatures go to sleep.

 Quality distribution for this proto (2): 11543 meteorite; 593 shadow; 122 gold; 31 diamond.

Add Mana Bind to your opponent's hand.

 Quality distribution for this proto (6): 33260 meteorite; 1751 shadow; 357 gold; 74 diamond.

At the end of each turn, heal 2 to a random friendly injured creature.

 Quality distribution for this proto (220): 33131 meteorite; 1711 shadow; 354 gold; 67 diamond.

Roar: Equip a 1/1 Barbed Hook. If you control another Viking, equip a 1/2 Barbed Hook instead.

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Add two copies of a random spell from your opponents void to your hand.

 Quality distribution for this proto (74): 33311 meteorite; 1674 shadow; 358 gold; 69 diamond.

After your opponent plays a spell, add a random Nature card to your hand.

 Quality distribution for this proto (240): 11591 meteorite; 566 shadow; 109 gold; 28 diamond.

Whenever you summon a creature, heal your god for 1.

 Quality distribution for this proto (223): 33179 meteorite; 1769 shadow; 349 gold; 58 diamond.

After this creature deals damage, give a random other friendly Viking +2 strength.

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Hidden for 1 turn.
At the start of your turn, add a random enchanted weapon to your hand.

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Regen 2.
When a friendly creature is summoned, this creature gets +1/+1.
When a friendly creature dies, this creature takes 1 damage.

 Quality distribution for this proto (295): 33316 meteorite; 1788 shadow; 397 gold; 66 diamond.

Roar: Remove frontline from a creature.

 Quality distribution for this proto (233): 11542 meteorite; 608 shadow; 109 gold; 30 diamond.

At the end of your turn, summon a copy of another random friendly creature.

 Quality distribution for this proto (135): 33240 meteorite; 1766 shadow; 327 gold; 96 diamond.

Burn 1.
After this creature attacks, give it and another random friendly creature hidden for 1 turn.

 Quality distribution for this proto (330): 33403 meteorite; 1810 shadow; 357 gold; 68 diamond.

Roar: Deal 1 damage. If you're holding an Aether, deal 3 damage instead.

 Quality distribution for this proto (20): 33175 meteorite; 1715 shadow; 357 gold; 77 diamond.

Flank.

 Quality distribution for this proto (375): 33049 meteorite; 1803 shadow; 320 gold; 53 diamond.

Roar: Deal 4 damage to an enemy creature, and 4 more damage, split randomly among other enemy characters.

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Roar: Add a random spell from your opponent's god to your hand.

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Summon Acolytes until you have as many creatures as your opponent, then give the Acolytes frontline.

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At the end of your turn, deal 1 damage to each other creature.

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Regen 2.
At the end of your opponents turn, obliterate a random creature in your hand. Destroy Wasteful Shax if you cannot.

 Quality distribution for this proto (253): 32917 meteorite; 1808 shadow; 355 gold; 64 diamond.

Afterlife: Unlock a mana lock for both players.

 Quality distribution for this proto (153): 11729 meteorite; 575 shadow; 123 gold; 27 diamond.

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