*tips hat*! I'm Garfunkel Egomuffin, pleased to meet you. I was once roommates with a surly troll. It was energetic. Your secret is safe with me.

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Yo. I'm Zaki Bubblesway, a dark Kitty of the night. Whenever I eat crispy chicken skin my pee turns taupe. Is that normal? Don't @ me.

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