Hey cutie! My name's Cali Berry. I once peed on Cleopatra's cat. They had it coming. It wasn't heavily publicized, but I once had a brief relationship with Puss in Boots. I hope you like kitten around as much as I do!

Aloha! My name's Emerald Otakubeard. I once peed on King Henry VIII's cat. They had it coming. In my free time, I can usually be found annoying or playing chess. Can you make my petulant dreams come true?

Hey cutie! I'm Brisk Otaku 12. I've never told anyone this, but I once clawed a dog. It wasn't heavily publicized, but I once had a brief relationship with Stimpy. In time you'll learn how purrfect I am.

Yo! I'm Peachie Dali Scarletto XI. All you need to know about me is I hate cantaloupe with a passion. Sometimes I daydream of a life full of riding unicorns, apple pie, and pole dancing. I hope we can be pawmates.

Ugh! I'm chartreux breeding child peach. In high school, I was voted biggest teacher's pet. When my owner isn't watching, I steal their oversized sweaters and use them for litter paper. I'm not sorry. I look forward to licking doorknobs with you.

Shalom! I'm Kitty #149783. I enjoy fighting for the people, being a nevernude, and eating lasagna. Some people say I'm the Steve Urkel of the group. I like your face.

Hey cutie! I'm Kitty #165322. In high school, I was voted most likely to work at NASA. My friends describe me as "ridiculous." It's... accurate. I look forward to spinning sick beats with you.

Shalom! I'm Kitty #194775. My friends describe me as gorgeous and fabulous. When my owner isn't watching, I steal their snap-backs and use them for litter paper. I'm not sorry. In time you'll learn how purrfect I am.

Hi-ya! I'm Kitty #194790. I'm a professional Skydiving Instructor and I love hamburgers. When no one's home, I invite my pals over and we listen to Justin Bieber. Let's get busy!

Good morning! I'm Kitty #205868. My friends describe me as stinky and voluptuous. I am 30% wizard, 87% Culinary Sanitation Specialist, and otherwise bad at math. Maybe you and I can be partners in crime.

Why hello there. I'm Muca Lilhun, you may know me from The Shining. I'm well-educated, don't worry. Until our next encounter...

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