Sup playa. 🏆Virgin DuCat 🎖️🎖️🎖️ here. I'm here to enjoy modelling for calendars and catching leprechauns. I'm often described as funky, and I own it. I can't wait to wake you up at 4am for seemingly no reason.

G'day. I'm RARE BIRD! Fancy!. If you also love to wear push-up bras, we're probably meant to be together. Sometimes I daydream of a life full of biting ankles, licking frozen poles, and chorizo sausage. In time you'll learn how purrfect I am.

Hello. My name is Gen 0. My favourite first date activity is bathing in the sunlight together. I really don't understand why everyone thinks I got my tongue done, but it's not true. I'm all natural. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

Ohayo. My name is W14E3 MaCrBdE10 HiWa. I'm a Mad Scientist, and it pays the bills. My parents always wanted me to be a Chef, though. I like to tell stories, which are often either smelly or bubbly. What's your sign? I'm certain we're compawtible.

Hi friend. I'm Kitty #826326, a lover of all things brown. I once pawed at Benjamin Franklin to be a YouTube star. I try to bury that memory deep in the litterbox of my mind. Don't ever leave me. I don't like being alone.

Salaam. poisonberry rollercoaster foot? Haven't heard that name in years. My favourite way to vacation is watching Netflix and only consuming oranges. I don't have time for new friends, but I'll make an exception for you.

Greetings, acolyte, I am Purrspero, master of the arcane arts and batting at string. I wield unfathomable power and still nap 16 hours a day. I offer my mystical abilities only to the worthiest lords and ladies of the KittyVerse, like you.

Salut! I'm afraid I have made a terrible mistake. My name is 232, and I am here to tell you: water is really, really wet. It seems so magical when you’re staring at it from above. It holds fish, as far as the eye can see. They’re waiting for you, down in the depths. But so is the water. Mise en garde!

*bows*. I'm Demon Achooright. I'm pretty sure I'm part tufted deer, I hope that doesn't bother you. I combine the best qualities of Rose McGowan, Cleopatra, and Joni Mitchell. Let's go shopping at the organic foods market on Sundays.

Namaste. I'm K4. No cat puns, please. Unlike most cats, I always land on my elbow. Alright, alright, alright.

Hello human! I'm Kira Mightywump. I'm spontaneous, you're fuzzy, let's connect. You should know that I'm obsessed with catching the world's first shapeshifter, and I won't rest until I do. Holla at me.

Heya. My name is Muca Dawgwuv, but I'm in the process of legally changing it to Diane Keaton. Some people think I look like Emma Watson, what do you think? This conversation is over.

Aloha. My parents named me Poster Nutbag just because YOLO. I was the real world inspiration for Goldar. Want to play Super Metroid together? I'm addicted.

I'm Pawrula The Bright, and I’m on a mission to bridge the distance between academia and industry, so we can all do for value what the internet did for information. Like a cat walking on a keyboard, we'll be an unstoppable force — a collective pushing the whole forward. Sometimes I feel like a crusader leading the charge, but other times I feel like a nap in the sunshine, so there's a lot going on.

I might appear to be a simple talisman, but if you take me into the realm of the Citadel you can reveal my true power: they call me Tally the Purrocious! No god can control me, but all will try. And if they succeed in collecting every talisman, who knows what power they could wield?

Buen día. Mi nombre es Al, and I may seem like I have my head in the clouds, but you can't pull the wool over my eyes. I'm only looking for friendships with chill vibes. If you're looking for drama, go talk to a llama.

Dia dhuit, I'm Clover! Oof, I rode in here on a rainbow and those things aren't as soft as they look. Have you seen my pot o' gold? I swear I left it right here... Oh well, I don't need piles o' shinies to know I'm the luckiest cat in the KittyVerse––I get to hang out with you!

Halloooo. I'm Demon Buffrubin. I'm abhorrent and petulant, and sometimes even stinky. My parents fed me dijon mustard when I was a kid and I refuse to eat it now. Peace out!

Aloha! I'm Krishna Bippitypoppins, at least that's what they're calling me these days. Some call me victorious, others call me turbulent, but really, the best description for me is flammable. Do you also love maple syrup?

*Ribbit* Greetings, peasant, I am the King George of Dawes. Oh, please, no need to bow, unless you insist... No? Very well. I was once renowned for my wonderful whiskers, erudite ears, and sublime snout. I WILL find the sorcerer who cursed me and enact revenge... seen any Kitty wizards around here?

Hi. I seem to have lost my name tag, but I'm Nisse Sizzledoo. If you'll just give me 30 seconds of your time, I can prove beyond a doubt that catnip is a government conspiracy. I like the way you smell.

Hola. I'm lukoi hintomint. The "p" is silent. I was the real world inspiration for Ramona Flowers. Can you help me get past the part in Donkey Kong that I can't beat?

Hello adventurer. I am Potricia, both furry cat and magical pot. I bring joy to those who believe rainbows are worth chasing. My leprechaun was a believer but unfortunately, Clover wound up missing thousands of blocks ago. May the sunshine warm your face and the rain fall soft upon your fields.

What's up. I'm Nero Goodcutie. I'm zany and maniacal, and sometimes even raunchy. I once interned for Thomas Edison. It was... interesting. You and I go together like cantaloupe and squeeze cheese.

Hey! You can call me Billie, but I prefer to go by the name Blue Lightning whenever fans are watching. I'm always ready to perform, so count on me if you need someone who can execute. These legs are my largest assets after all! Maybe I should insure them one day. Wanna race?

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