Sup playa! Gen 9 - Plodding here. I'm here to enjoy eating until I loathe myself and eating lasagna. It's not common knowledge, but my ancestry connects me to King Henry VIII. I think you'll love me beclaws I have cattitude.

Oh hi! I'm Kitty #116004. I enjoy being a nevernude, picking on mice, and tricking babies. I once made a gecko kiss. Can you make my raunchy dreams come true?

Hi-ya! I'm Kitty #117068. I'm often referred to as the Dwight Schrute of the group. When my owner isn't watching, I steal their snap-backs and use them for litter paper. I'm not sorry. This will be an amewsing friendship.

I'm Daniela Khanniption, how the hell are ya!? Would you believe me if I told you that one day cats will rule this planet? What if I said the earth speaks to me through my feet? You're going to need a lot of wine for this relationship to be tolerable.

I see you. My name is Shadow Sternbest. I love to wear salmon pink. I combine the best qualities of Michael J Fox, Charlemagne, and Young Thug. Can I pitch you my start up? It's going to disrupt the Double Agent industry.

Rise and grind. I'm Tiger Goosedonald. Do you also love to eat cantaloupe with ghost pepper hot sauce? I combine the best qualities of Bob Saget, Cleopatra, and Father John Misty. Someday, all of this will be yours.

Each friendly creature gets regen +2.

 Quality distribution for this proto (136): 33293 meteorite; 1720 shadow; 334 gold; 54 diamond.

Frontline.
Afterlife: Your opponent summons a random creature from their void.

 Quality distribution for this proto (231): 11439 meteorite; 594 shadow; 132 gold; 22 diamond.

Roar: Confuse a random enemy creature.

 Quality distribution for this proto (28): 11487 meteorite; 591 shadow; 130 gold; 27 diamond.

Draw a card and reduce its mana cost by 1 if it costs less than your unlocked mana gems.

 Quality distribution for this proto (362): 33388 meteorite; 1723 shadow; 337 gold; 81 diamond.

Burn 1.
After this creature attacks, give it and another random friendly creature hidden for 1 turn.

 Quality distribution for this proto (330): 33403 meteorite; 1810 shadow; 357 gold; 68 diamond.

Afterlife: Summon another random creature with afterlife from your void.

 Quality distribution for this proto (60): 11646 meteorite; 607 shadow; 121 gold; 27 diamond.

Draw a card.
Give two friendly creatures "Afterlife: Shuffle this creature into your deck."

 Quality distribution for this proto (321): 33449 meteorite; 1739 shadow; 342 gold; 75 diamond.

Target an enemy creature.
Summon three 1/1 Rogue Skulkers to attack the target.

 Quality distribution for this proto (201): 11532 meteorite; 593 shadow; 122 gold; 24 diamond.

Flank.
Roar: Summon a Nimble Pixie.

 Quality distribution for this proto (219): 33231 meteorite; 1750 shadow; 328 gold; 62 diamond.

At the end of your turn, heal your god for 2.

 Quality distribution for this proto (43): 33210 meteorite; 1773 shadow; 342 gold; 71 diamond.

Roar: This creature gains +1/+1 for each friendly creature.

 Quality distribution for this proto (216): 33038 meteorite; 1767 shadow; 364 gold; 57 diamond.

Roar: This creature swaps health with another creature.

 Quality distribution for this proto (255): 33268 meteorite; 1773 shadow; 327 gold; 96 diamond.

Destroy all creatures.
Destroy all creatures again.

 Quality distribution for this proto (161): 4133 meteorite; 212 shadow; 44 gold; 9 diamond.

Roar: Delve a Viking, and put it into your hand.

 Quality distribution for this proto (264): 33357 meteorite; 1690 shadow; 366 gold; 73 diamond.

Roar: Deal 1 damage. If you're holding an Aether, deal 3 damage instead.

 Quality distribution for this proto (20): 33175 meteorite; 1715 shadow; 357 gold; 77 diamond.

Draw three cards, then pull two random cards from your hand onto the bottom of your deck.

 Quality distribution for this proto (48): 33324 meteorite; 1765 shadow; 336 gold; 71 diamond.

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